A Professor was explaining marketing concepts to
the Students:-
1.You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing
2.You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous
girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
"He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising
3.You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say:
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing
4.You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and
straighten your tie,you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her,pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations
5.You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" - That's B rand Recognition
6.You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:"I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face- That's Customer Feedback.
7.You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her
husband.- That's demand and supply gap
8.You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person comes and tells her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your
market share
9.You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction
for entering new markets
